Coolio Comes Out of Hiding

Coolio Concert at BonBon 156

Coolio resurfaced last night in Shanghai at a club called BonBon. The Grammy award winning rapper that brought us such favorites as “Fantastic Voyage” and “Gangster’s Paradise” captivated a crowd of Shanghainese and expats with such phrases as:

  • “I’m 44, but this ain’t your daddy’s stomach” (while lifting shirt to show abs)
  • “If I was your boyfriend…. that wouldn’t be your boyfriend” (while pointing to my friend Rachel)
  • “If I was your boyfriend, we would have mansions, jewelry, and Cadallacs…and you would pay for all a dat” (still pointing to Rachel)
  • “Ya’ll ready to go back in time?” (before singing Fantastic Voyage)
  • “Ain’t no party like a Shanghai party ’cause a Shanghai party don’t stop” (a genius improv line in his song 1,2,3,4)

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